Corn

Today I learned something that almost shook me to the very core.  Corn is not a vegetable, but rather a grain.  I thought I had been doing so well all these years eating my vegetables while I place heaping helpings of corn on my plate.  But alas, I was deceived, and was only adding more grain to my diet. I wonder how cows will feel about this revelation that they are not getting a well rounded diet of vegetables since they are fed so much corn.  And what does this say about corn syrup.  I thought I was adding vegetables to my breakfast as the syrup I put on my waffles has corn syrup in it. 

- Monocogman

Warning to hillbillies from Alabama.

We know what you are up to. See comments on last post. We have changed all the passwords, html codes, and reset the variables to keep all of you hackers from taking over this blog.

We are not interested in NASCAR, grits, country music, or monster truck pulls. So now that you know, advise all the rest of the redneck brethren down in Bama', Mississippi, Gor-jaw, and them Carolina boys, to stay away.

Thank you

- Pete, Pants, and Monocogman

(so there)

Look away, nothing to see here

Accidental post, sorry.

THE RACE

Way to go Monocogman


I would love to join you on this one, but I am busy on my around the world bike tour.

- Pete Falcon

What did you expect?

Maybe our elected officials will some day be able to understand that you cannot continue on the untenable course of going farther into debt without consequences. But as they say, the chickens are coming home to roost. But lets go back to what the final authority in all matters said about money.

"The love of money is the root of all evil"
"Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth"

For those that do not love money, and have not laid up treasures on earth, in their attempt to one day retire, and live off the excess, (see Luke 12:16-20) this day was just like any other. But the children of this world suffered because of their love for this world and its riches.

Why not next time follow the words of the Lord Jesus?

What happened?

Well I just came to, and I could not believe what I saw when I looked out the window. It is all green. Hardly any brown to be seen. The last I remember I was riding down this big hill and then off a jump, and next thing the calendar shows many months have passed, and I awake in this flat, green, at times cloudy area. Someone fill me in.

- Monocogman

5000 Miles

Congrats to Monocogman, Pete Falcon, and Pants Armstrong. Somehow on the same day they all passed the 5000 mile mark for the year on their bicycles. But they seem to have a lot in common, so this shouldn't be that strange of an accomplishment. Anyhow, congratulations guys!

- Site Administrator