5000 Miles

Congrats to Monocogman, Pete Falcon, and Pants Armstrong. Somehow on the same day they all passed the 5000 mile mark for the year on their bicycles. But they seem to have a lot in common, so this shouldn't be that strange of an accomplishment. Anyhow, congratulations guys!

- Site Administrator

Walk, you are getting old

Hey George and Mildred. I believe that was you almost hitting me with your car this afternoon. Did you see my left turn blinker? I checked it when I got home to make sure it was still working. The sun was not in your eyes, it was behind you, so I know you should have been able to see my van. It sits up plenty high. Was the word STOP hard to read on the red sign? Maybe it is time to turn in you driver's license and start walking, or taking a cab.

And George, if it wasn't you driving, I apologize, but someone out there needs to be done sitting behind the wheel.


- Monocogman

Congratulations Thief

Well Harry Reid pulled it off again. But in a state full of reprobates that support legalized gambling and prostitution, it is no surprise that they would cheat, lie, and do whatever it took to keep the Mormon, Harry Reid in office as US Senator. Only Californians can keep up with such stupidity by reelecting Barbara Boxer to the US Senate.

On behalf of all the sane contributors of Middle Age Hacks, may we say that Nevada and California are an embarrassment to every patriotic American citizen.

By the way, how may illegal immigrants voted for Reid and Boxer? I can tell you the answer is not zero.

The only worse liar than these two senators is the religious minister who thinks a little water sprinkled on your forehead makes you a child of God.

- Monocogman

Electric companies

Maybe some of our readers could help us out with why there generally is no choice for electric service in one's area they live. Only once have I had a choice to pick between companies for service. So since there has been a choice in the past, one can't argue it is impossible for two or more companies to send power over the same lines to your home or business.

But where I currently reside, there is only one choice. Without getting into the details of what has taken place, lets just say if this was a grocery store, or auto repair shop, I would never go back to them. But since it is the only electric service offered to my home, I am as it were stuck with them.

So any input?

K-Mart is a government run organization

Have you been to K-Mart recently?

Every tried to get through the checkout lane?

It feels like you are at the DMV office. It seems as though they have hired the quality of people that run city hall. It moves so slowly, as though they are trained in slowness. The average person would not be that slow if they were at home doing a project. But at K-Mart, expect to be there long enough to see the AstroTurf grow an inch.

- Monocogman

We Like Arizona

To all of you haters out there. let it be known that some of us like Arizona. Of course we call it home, but we are pleased with the legislation of late that has been passed.

There has always been open carry of firearms, but now there is concealed carry with out a permit.

Earlier this month legislation became law that allows firearms manufactured in Arizona to be purchased by Arizonans without federal background checks. In other words, go into the gun store, lay down the cash and purchase a weapon that has been manufactured in the state and out the door you go.

And as of last week, the ever controversial law of police arresting law breakers. If you are against this, you are against me. I obey the laws of the land, I expect others to do so also. If you don't, I expect the police to arrest you. WHAT DON'T YOU LIBERALS GET ABOUT THAT.

If I entered your home and stole from you, would you have the same attitude, and desire to not enforce the law against burglary? Do all you liberals just want a world without rules?

So far I have not seen one group that is calling for a boycott of our state that I would want anything to do with. The boycott feelings are mutual. You boycott us, we will boycott you. But I just have a feeling after all the yelling is done, you all will still want to visit one of the most beautiful states in the union. You liberals from up in Minnesota, you know next winter when the winds are blowing strong out of the north, and the snow has drifted over your driveway, you will be wishing you were in sunny Arizona, with temps in the 60's and 70's.

THEN YOUR SILLY LITTLE BOYCOTT WILL END AS YOUR DESIRE FOR COMFORT WILL TAKE OVER

- Pete Falcon

Boycott San Francisco

In response to all you liberals that don't like our newly signed law in Arizona concerning illegal aliens, all of us here at Middle Age Hacks are calling on a full economic boycott of San Francisco and for that matter everything related to California.

We are glad you liberals don't want to come to our state, it will be a better place without you.

Why don't all you bleeding heart liberals go down to Mexico City and protest their government for its poor treatment of its citizens that causes them to go north and cross our border.

That for our now is our official response to the response other have towards the new law.

- Middle Aged Hacks

Almost 200

Good try Pants, I understand what that wind can do to you. I am impressed with 19 miles of fighting the head wind from Searchlight to the cutoff. Better than anything that wimp Minivan man could have done.

So when is the next try. Pete Falcon has some idea going about doing a 100 mile night ride. Seems kind of nuts to me, but then he though my off road century was kind of silly. Guess everyone is kind of nuts on something.

Welcome to my world

Here we are. Ready to take on serious subjects. Rather than the stupidity of how cold it is in Minot, or George's snowman club in northern MN; lets discuss real subjects, things that the average American is talking about. Join with me, Minivanman, as we get right to the heart of the matter. Stay tuned, upcoming will be that which will keep you glued to your key board.

- Minivanman

Boring

OK, here it is. This is the IBP notifying you that this website is in big trouble. We are the Internet Boring Police. We can shut you down faster than you can yawn while being bored. So get with it Monocogman, Pete Falcon, Pants Armstrong, and the rest of the goof offs that contribute to this silly excuse of a blog. Give us something to read and soon, or else this is going down the tubes.

I am not moving to Minot

I for one am not willing to take on this Federal Blogger's Department. So here, does this qualify as a post to keep us out of jail, and especially out of Minot. If not, I will write pages of blog posts; anything to just stay out of Minot.

Why you ask? A little jingle I heard from some U.S. Air Force men once as they described being stationed in Minot, North Dakota.

Why not Minot?
Freezin' the reason.

- George Wilson

WARNING

This is a warning from the National Federal Blogger's Department. The contributors of this blog must post something in the next 7 days pursuant to federal code 85-2558ACB21, or have this blog taken down, and the contributors subject to 30 days in jail and / or $5000 fine. If after jail and / or fine takes place and no entry is posted in the following 30 days, they contributors will be banned from the internet for life, and be sent Minot, North Dakota to do community service in January.