Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Walk, you are getting old

Hey George and Mildred. I believe that was you almost hitting me with your car this afternoon. Did you see my left turn blinker? I checked it when I got home to make sure it was still working. The sun was not in your eyes, it was behind you, so I know you should have been able to see my van. It sits up plenty high. Was the word STOP hard to read on the red sign? Maybe it is time to turn in you driver's license and start walking, or taking a cab.

And George, if it wasn't you driving, I apologize, but someone out there needs to be done sitting behind the wheel.


- Monocogman

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Congratulations Thief

Well Harry Reid pulled it off again. But in a state full of reprobates that support legalized gambling and prostitution, it is no surprise that they would cheat, lie, and do whatever it took to keep the Mormon, Harry Reid in office as US Senator. Only Californians can keep up with such stupidity by reelecting Barbara Boxer to the US Senate.

On behalf of all the sane contributors of Middle Age Hacks, may we say that Nevada and California are an embarrassment to every patriotic American citizen.

By the way, how may illegal immigrants voted for Reid and Boxer? I can tell you the answer is not zero.

The only worse liar than these two senators is the religious minister who thinks a little water sprinkled on your forehead makes you a child of God.

- Monocogman