George,
We heard clips from the speech you gave at the Great Snowmen of the Northwoods Club in Ely, MN this past summer while you were away. You went on and on about how hot the desert is, and how you just think 57 degrees below zero is so much better than anything above 90 degrees. You lie. You spend your winters here in Arizona, and we have heard on so many occasions your little line, "The desert is so much better than Minnesota because you don't have to shovel heat." Our sources tell us that you were accepting some honorary award for your past service to that goofy snowman club you were apart of. I think you were just saying all that so they would give you that gift certificate for the Roadkill Cafe in downtown Ely.
Well George, the truth is now out there, you lie.
- Pete Falcon
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I think he is planning on running for mayor in our town, or at least city council. Well George, you are truly a politician. Harry Reid would be proud of what you did. Maybe Mr. Obama has a position on the cabinet for you.
ReplyDeleteIts just like Mildred breaking her tonsils, or whatever goofy story that we heard before. I just don't think he is every really being straight with us.
ReplyDeleteYou got my vote George for whatever you are running for.
ReplyDeleteHey guys,
ReplyDeleteGet this- my own uncle just recently dumped me (ouch) off Facebook as a 'friend" because of the stand I took against Obama! I think maybe Larry and my uncle should link up. They'd been be good friends. They could lie to each other all day long and be happy. :)
Mrs. McKinley
George, I don't know you, but you sure sound like a yellow dog democrat. Can't believe anything you say, and you certainly seem like you could make a great politician. Just watching which way the winds blow.
ReplyDeleteThis is just horrible, the things you are saying about my beloved George. I do believe this is why our congress needs to pass tough laws against such conduct.
ReplyDeleteIt was passed along time ago Mildred. It is called the first amendment in the Bill of Rights. Free speech. And besides, we are just reporting on what George said while up in Ely this summer. He doesn't seem to be denying that he said it.
ReplyDeleteGeorge your silence is deafening.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Wilson gives no comments at this time concerning these allegations. As recently appointed president of the Northern Tundra Rugged Snowman's Lodge, he feels it would be best at this time to not lower himself in this area.
ReplyDelete- Jennifer Conradson
Press Secretary for George Wilson
George or Jennifer,
ReplyDeleteSo what is up with this new position. Are you paid for it, and why the silence. If the truth comes out, will it jeopardize your position?