I heard about your recent run in with those outlaws over at the rough diamond site.
http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/diamondsintherough/738164/
So we want to really know what happened. You know, from the standpoint of the man's perspective. So chime in with the details when you get a chance.
- Pants Armstrong
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Well after eating a manly sized Big Carl and chocolate shake, it was time to walk home. It was around 9pm and darkness had fully settled in. Well I left off the back end of the parking lot and was going to head across the alley, through the open field, down the street three blocks and arrive home. But wouldn't you know it, some men were waiting in the alley. How many? I can't tell you as it was dark. Maybe 5 or 6, but hard to keep count as it got rough quick. One asked me to show him my wallet. Well I told him I left all the pictures at home, and he would just be bored looking at old dead presidents. He didn't appreciate my humor and proceeded to take the first swing. I ducked, and came back with a roundhouse kick to the stomach. That put him on the ground. Two more came at me. But with a quick judo chop to the ribs of the first one, and then a kick to the second had both of them on the ground. I yelled out, any more of you wimps interested in eating dust. Nobody else made a move, so I turned around a walked home. Really not much to tell. I think that rough diamond had to sanitize the story because hers on the home school site. Best not to encourage fighting with children reading.
ReplyDeleteNow just wait a second. This sounds just a little exaggerated. I can't believe it is the same event as what the rough diamond wrote about, sanitized or not. I call your bluff. I have known you for a long time Pete Falcon, and I have never seen you pull of a roundhouse kick.
ReplyDeleteAre you calling me a liar? Are you comparing me to the president? I can not believe that you would dare accuse me of exaggerating a story. Maybe a little hyperbole, but not exaggeration.
ReplyDeleteWell his legs are rather strong Monocogman.
ReplyDeleteHey Pete, you pulled off the best politician's response there. Now answer the question.
ReplyDeleteI stand by my statements.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that supposed to mean?
ReplyDeletePete, all we are saying is that your statements and rough diamond's are not matching. So are you calling the rough diamond a liar?
ReplyDeletePeter, it isn't right to lie.
ReplyDeleteI simply gave more details than the rough diamond gave.
ReplyDeleteI never heard this story either.
ReplyDeleteWell boys, sounds like you wild AZ desert ridge runners have cooked up something good. And you say that us Iron Rangers exaggerate. We are nothing compared to this.
ReplyDeleteOh sure, Mildred's broken tongue compared to my alley story. Exaggeration versus outright silliness.
ReplyDeleteSo you are admitting exaggerating.
ReplyDeleteOK so the whole thing was my imagination run a little wild. Actually a couple of kids on BMX bikes run down the alley, and yelled "Hey Mr., get out of our way". And some dust kicked up from their tires. So the dust part was real.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, just seemed like a great story.
Now just hold on, what about the story you told me, another imagined tale?
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