Have you been to K-Mart recently?
Every tried to get through the checkout lane?
It feels like you are at the DMV office. It seems as though they have hired the quality of people that run city hall. It moves so slowly, as though they are trained in slowness. The average person would not be that slow if they were at home doing a project. But at K-Mart, expect to be there long enough to see the AstroTurf grow an inch.
- Monocogman
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So then if you get a job at K-Mart do you get a government pension when you retire?
ReplyDeleteWell you would get MLK day off.
ReplyDeleteNow just hold you two goof balls. That is not the point of this post. It is a comparison.
ReplyDeleteYea, like once I was in line at K-Mart, and like, it took about 8 minutes for the teller to make change and give me my money, like back to me.
ReplyDeleteHey Joe, tellers work at banks, not K-Mart.
ReplyDeleteYea but, it is a lot like a bank, cuz they use money and have music playing in the background.
ReplyDeleteI suppose you could say it was like a hospital because there is place to have your blood pressure checked. Great logic there Joe. What else could you tell us about K-Mart?
ReplyDeleteHey could tell us it is a bit better than an insane asylum, because they let the crazies go home after they get off work.
ReplyDeleteWell I for one like K-Mart. They never have the long lines like Wal-Mart. You can park near the door as there are rarely any customers in the store. And there snack bar is a great plus in weight loss programs. George and I ate there once, and lost 5 pounds that night. At least that was what my bathroom scale said in the morning.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't have anything to do with your stomach working in reverse would it?
ReplyDeleteMight just have been a coincidence. But you could not deny it, I was 5 pounds lighter after having eaten at K-Mart.
ReplyDeleteYea, me and a buddy once had a contest at the snack bar like there to see who could eat the most of those cheese covered things. He ate 46 of them, and I ate 49. It was like, so cool. People were watching us, and like cheering us on to see who could eat another one of those cheese things. And then we went over to Wendy's and had 2 large frosties, just to say we did. It was like so cool.
ReplyDeleteJoe, I don't know how you found this site, but your contributions are just so amazingly odd. I don't think even George and Mildred on their best day could come up with what you are writing.
ReplyDeleteYea, I got like a D+ in English before I got kicked out of school for bringing a plastic butter knife to school. You know that zero tolerance stuff they got. So now I just hang out at the library reading blog stuff. Many like yourself have commented on my writing style. Maybe I could get a job at the newspaper or like something like that.
ReplyDeleteI would have guessed an entirely different career field for you Joe, maybe like video game repairman.
ReplyDeleteOr better yet, the guy that mows the grass on the mini golf courses. It takes a certain touch to keep the AstroTurf in good shape.
ReplyDeleteHey like thanks for those ideas, I might like look into them. So you might not see me back here for awhile, if that is OK with you guys?
ReplyDeleteSure, take your time Joe. The mini golf course would send you off to AstroTurf school if you are hired. It is a long course of study, but I imagine they would pay for all of it, and your living while off at school. Who knows, you might just move up in the field and end up taking care of the grass in one of those domed stadiums.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe K-Mart is hiring Joe, you seem to be talented kind of person they like working for them. Apply for a position in lawn and gardening, they you could keep working with the AstroTurf.
ReplyDeletegot tired of waiting?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mohavedailynews.com/articles/2010/05/07/news/local/doc4be3ba5c251eb042988268.txt
Joe was that you? Of course if it was you, we will not hear your answer. For I doubt you have access to the web in your cell awaiting to appear before the judge.
ReplyDeleteIf that wasn't Joe Loser, it was some one from the Loser family. He breaks into K-Mart and only steals one TV and a paint gun. ???!!!??
ReplyDeleteA lot of risk for such little return.
And hey K-Mart. Do you not have an alarm system that goes off at night when the windows are broken? Rather an employee showing up just stumbles across the thief?
WOW!!!